Like Father like Son
One of theses days ill have a house an a wife and a little shit that i can push off the tire swing in the front yard and laugh at cause he ate dirt and turned it to mud then when he gets 5 i can pay him 50 cent to take a shit on his moms wardrobe for tomorro and piss in the dog water and wipe his ass with his older brothers toothbrush and jizz in the conditioner!!!! And if the fucker gets too outta control ill "accidently" replace the ass rash cream with icey hot and watch him scratch his ass on the carpet like a dog with an itch
Just imagine the little fuck crying and sreaming with his diaper off rubbing his shit on the carpet...... Gotta skid mark a mile long on the living floor looking like king kongs panties and when he gets up his balls are scabbed from carpet burn then ill ask him "who the fuck is your daddy" and hell say you are my pappy and ill show him i care by puttin the shit on you tube
Thats when u say wtf whiskey im never babysitting your fucking kids theyll have my bras hanging on the mail box for the mail man with a sign saying i fuck small dicks here with a poster of micheal jackson on the front door and in the grocery store yourd have to chain them to the buggy to keep them from injecting tampons in their and ass and running round saying inspector gaget hit them with go go gadget dick!
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