Sadly she aint been answerin my calls
Damn cant even talk to me? Love is wat i want.dats all
And best believe i would neva let u fall
U remembered me as a nigga dat was kind and tall
I remember as da girl i once knew who had niggas dat crawled....
Just to talk to her in seclusion
Like damn she bad as fuck
And dats my final conclusion
And last year erryone was talkin like loves an illusion
Well me and her had a mirage in all this confusion
And i just thought dat this shit was amusing
I rather not discuss shit about how we used to fuss
I must admit she decieved me kuz of my strong greed and lust
She lost all of my trust,My emotions truly fade to dust
I ask myelf should i get revenge? And my mind says dat i must
But ik dat isnt right
I cant promise i wont kuz i just might
This shit turned my sleep into a nightmare of a night
So i wash my face, look in da mirror and tell my self dat im ight,
But i get an evil feelin dat gets gruesome and starts to fight
So is it over?not quite

Plum Flush

Plum Juice

I went to the grocery store and seen some plum juice and it said for a healthy digestive system drink 8 ounces a day! So i said hey! I wanna be healthy! I got up the next day amd got me a cup, poured me 8oz and chugged it! Twenty minutes later im sitting on the toilet shitting my guts out! I seen shit in there that didnt look like anything i had ever ate in my life! Fuck I kept checking the toilet to make sure i didnt shit out a spleen! Id hate to think that something that was posed to have made me healthy killed me! Id be embarrassed to show up at my own fucking funeral! Fuck me right! Just imagine the preacher! This brave young soul died tring to clean his colon! Did number two and blew a lung! Fuck that not me! The bubbles in my gut eased out and i grab the toilet paper to wipe my ass get half way up and the fucking toilet paper breaks! My finger slides up my poop shoot and i felt so violated! I felt stunned almost wanted to shit out my finger! Wtf was wrong with the cursed ass plum juice? Tries to make me healthy by turning me gay?!?!? Was this it ppl? Plum juice is the cause for cross dressing men with their pecker tucked in their ass? Ill tell you what tho Sunsweet plum juice almost had a rape charge on their hands! Im not 40 i dont need my anal checked! My hemroids aint flaring! I said well hell, it cleaned me out good! I kept thinking fucking right dawgie no one can tell me im fulla shit cause the shits left in the toilet on my hand under my nail and on the paper! Im fresh out! So i get up the next day and read the bottle again and it said "for maximum effect drink for 7 days" so i said fuck it! Im pooped out! I grabbed me a glass and drank it the second day thinking no biggie i shit my intestines out yesterday im all lysol clean on the inside! Well 20min later im walking down the headed it my jeep thought i had to fart and shit my pants! Im scared to walk faster to get to the toilet this shits running down my leg looking like a fuking muddy river!So im thinking wtf how do they expect me to get anything done! They should give u a coupon for some free depends with every purchase! I got butt raped by my finger and them fuckers owe me some undies now! The least the label should say is.....WARNING: may shit your pants after drinking please avoid long walks and locate nearest bathroom and if by chance you just have to get out then take chamge of clothes or steal your grandpas diaper! But hey you grab a used diaper thats your dumb ass fault if u cant tell the differents in shit odor and baby powder

Future Whiskey Babies

Like Father like Son

One of theses days ill have a house an a wife and a little shit that i can push off the tire swing in the front yard and laugh at cause he ate dirt and turned it to mud then when he gets 5 i can pay him 50 cent to take a shit on his moms wardrobe for tomorro and piss in the dog water and wipe his ass with his older brothers toothbrush and jizz in the conditioner!!!! And if the fucker gets too outta control ill "accidently" replace the ass rash cream with icey hot and watch him scratch his ass on the carpet like a dog with an itch

Just imagine the little fuck crying and sreaming with his diaper off rubbing his shit on the carpet...... Gotta skid mark a mile long on the living floor looking like king kongs panties and when he gets up his balls are scabbed from carpet burn then ill ask him "who the fuck is your daddy" and hell say you are my pappy and ill show him i care by puttin the shit on you tube

Thats when u say wtf whiskey im never babysitting your fucking kids theyll have my bras hanging on the mail box for the mail man with a sign saying i fuck small dicks here with a poster of micheal jackson on the front door and in the grocery store yourd have to chain them to the buggy to keep them from injecting tampons in their and ass and running round saying inspector gaget hit them with go go gadget dick!